To virgin, or not to virgin... that is the question

DChick: so did you get any ass in Minneapolis?
0ver: :(
DChick: O:-)
0ver: i don't get no ass
DChick: bummer
DChick: i'm sorry
0ver: bitches that wanna gimmi ass, i don't want... the ass i want i can't get
0ver: story of my life
DChick: that sucks.....thats' why you have to seduce a virgin...they're wrapped around your finger for life....they come whenever, whereever you call them
0ver: true dat
0ver: but you gotta babysit and shit... teach them everything
0ver: it has + and - you can make them do whatever, but you gotta teach 'em
DChick: true.....but that's not always a bad thing.....teach them exactly how you like it
DChick: exactly
0ver: i guess