Funny Stuff
So last night, I was talking to my boss's wife, and we were discussing how women, here in America, are not very attractive. Don't get em wrong, there are pleanty of hot women here... but in general, mostly are pigs. She is from France... and I'm Russian. The quality is a gazillian times better in either of those places. Back to the present... This morning I'm reading some stuff on the Tucker Max site. and what do I see??? This quote:
Hey Chicago Girls: WHY ARE YOU ALL FAT WHEN THESE GIRLS [he was in Canada] ARE SKINNY?? ITS COLDER IN MONTREAL THAN CHICAGO, SO YOU CAN'T USE THE COLD WEATHER EXCUSE ANYMORE YOU FAT FUCKING SOWS. I expect all of you to lose 30 pounds immediately.
And for all of your viewing enjoyment, here are some deefinitions of "Love is..."
Hey Chicago Girls: WHY ARE YOU ALL FAT WHEN THESE GIRLS [he was in Canada] ARE SKINNY?? ITS COLDER IN MONTREAL THAN CHICAGO, SO YOU CAN'T USE THE COLD WEATHER EXCUSE ANYMORE YOU FAT FUCKING SOWS. I expect all of you to lose 30 pounds immediately.
And for all of your viewing enjoyment, here are some deefinitions of "Love is..."
posted by 0verfiend at 7:36 PM
2 Comments:
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, blah blah blah....we're all fat...I guess it's a good thing I'm smokin' hot. Last I checked, you still wanted me. Although that may not be much of a comfort......
It's a good thing I know you, otherwise I'd be offended.
LOVE IS.....
0verfiend and a liter of Jager
Offended or not, at least I'm honest. :)
Next time leave a name, or at least be nice enough to call. For the record, I am confident that if I truely wanted you, or anyone else for that matter... I'd have you. And this conversation would be in the past tense.
Love is... me, and if I remeber correctly, 2.5l of Jager ;) and yes, that truelly is love.
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