Lost ph0ne
Damn it!!!
I lost my phone.
I am realizing I know about two numbers off hand. One is my ex girlfriend, the other is my mom. Scarry, because I don't particulary want to call either.
It goes directly to voice mail, which means it is out of battaries or some wh0re swapped their SIM cards.
Got a bone.. .neah, fuck that... two bones if someone can get it back to me in a day or two. $200 for a damned phone... DO IT!
alright, enough of this... on the the EXs... so I get a drunken call from her on Friday... drunken calls were bad from her when we were dating, and I wanted to have nothing to do with it. I would have loved to post some text messages, but the phone is gone... anyway... I end up talking to her the next morning, and other than a hangover... she tells me that she was making out with some guy... which is very not like her... and she wanted to get nailed by this guy... again not like her, but she didn't... which is like her... but this dude was married, and was a sexy 30 something from what I understand... Kids may or may not have been involved. Anyway, the story was much better when I heard it. She is slowly turning into her best friend the home-wrecker. Gotta love Peoria girls :)
I lost my phone.
I am realizing I know about two numbers off hand. One is my ex girlfriend, the other is my mom. Scarry, because I don't particulary want to call either.
It goes directly to voice mail, which means it is out of battaries or some wh0re swapped their SIM cards.
Got a bone.. .neah, fuck that... two bones if someone can get it back to me in a day or two. $200 for a damned phone... DO IT!
alright, enough of this... on the the EXs... so I get a drunken call from her on Friday... drunken calls were bad from her when we were dating, and I wanted to have nothing to do with it. I would have loved to post some text messages, but the phone is gone... anyway... I end up talking to her the next morning, and other than a hangover... she tells me that she was making out with some guy... which is very not like her... and she wanted to get nailed by this guy... again not like her, but she didn't... which is like her... but this dude was married, and was a sexy 30 something from what I understand... Kids may or may not have been involved. Anyway, the story was much better when I heard it. She is slowly turning into her best friend the home-wrecker. Gotta love Peoria girls :)
posted by 0verfiend at 12:32 PM
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So you know who else lost somthing?
Our old PA bros...they lost their website. Either they don't know it's gone, or they don't know how to get it back...like picking up a phone/sending an email.
Check it...but the owner of the domain didn't lose anything ;-)
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