Changing Sides
Although I could write some very fun things about last night, I think I will hold off till I get some pictures to go along with the story... For now I'll post about last weekend's outing to Charlie's. It's pride parade here in Chicago, so I guess I should salute the fudge packers... after all, if they weren't gay, I'd have more competition :)
So Chad... I'll call him Chad at least... is very drunk. And since Chad is very openly gay, and a very fun person to be around, this is a good thing. TAG, Atkins, Chad, Otis, and I are all having a great time pounding down lots of shots, and making fun of all the ugly wh0res walking around the place when Chad gets the idea of going to Charlie's, which is a gay club on the border of Boys' Town... or as Smidge likes to call it Homo Heights. Otis is of course very scared of gays, mostly because he may be a closet boy himself ;) Since Sapo, the bartender, is very drunk... he takes is in for a night of drinking and beligerancy.
We all get there, and of course the place is packed. Chad is already all over every boy in there. Sapo and TAG are holding hands and are pretending to be lovers... just to make sure no one else hits on them. Atkins is laughing at everything in sight at this point... and me, well... 0ver is always on the hunt. Let me explain my view on gay clubs... THEY ARE GREAT! Why??? Well, the women. All gay guys have gorgeous straight female friends... these friends love going out to gay bars because they feel safe... and because they don't have to deal with the pigs at straight clubs... I love this country!!! I walk up to the bar, unbutton my shirt and have some queen buy me a shot and a beer. "Later big boy," hahaha I love it... so let the hunt begin. My theory proves true as I see a couple of girls weaving through the crowd... It is too easy, walk up, grab them... and start dancing. They are all over you in seconds... Grab their asses, and all they do is giggle.
This continues on as I get to drink and flirt with model type girls all night. TAG gets gets hit on, and I think he is about to flip as Sapo steps in and says "Get away from my man!" I almost die laughing... and TAG, I think for the first time in his life is happy to be another man's boyfriend.
The funny thing, the next day Sapo can't stop talking about this place... and how much time he had. I think Sapo is turning into El Gato Negro... slowly but surely ;) His senorta will not be happy with this... but the boys at Charlies will love to see a new Latin Lover to join their ranks. :-D
So Chad... I'll call him Chad at least... is very drunk. And since Chad is very openly gay, and a very fun person to be around, this is a good thing. TAG, Atkins, Chad, Otis, and I are all having a great time pounding down lots of shots, and making fun of all the ugly wh0res walking around the place when Chad gets the idea of going to Charlie's, which is a gay club on the border of Boys' Town... or as Smidge likes to call it Homo Heights. Otis is of course very scared of gays, mostly because he may be a closet boy himself ;) Since Sapo, the bartender, is very drunk... he takes is in for a night of drinking and beligerancy.
We all get there, and of course the place is packed. Chad is already all over every boy in there. Sapo and TAG are holding hands and are pretending to be lovers... just to make sure no one else hits on them. Atkins is laughing at everything in sight at this point... and me, well... 0ver is always on the hunt. Let me explain my view on gay clubs... THEY ARE GREAT! Why??? Well, the women. All gay guys have gorgeous straight female friends... these friends love going out to gay bars because they feel safe... and because they don't have to deal with the pigs at straight clubs... I love this country!!! I walk up to the bar, unbutton my shirt and have some queen buy me a shot and a beer. "Later big boy," hahaha I love it... so let the hunt begin. My theory proves true as I see a couple of girls weaving through the crowd... It is too easy, walk up, grab them... and start dancing. They are all over you in seconds... Grab their asses, and all they do is giggle.
This continues on as I get to drink and flirt with model type girls all night. TAG gets gets hit on, and I think he is about to flip as Sapo steps in and says "Get away from my man!" I almost die laughing... and TAG, I think for the first time in his life is happy to be another man's boyfriend.
The funny thing, the next day Sapo can't stop talking about this place... and how much time he had. I think Sapo is turning into El Gato Negro... slowly but surely ;) His senorta will not be happy with this... but the boys at Charlies will love to see a new Latin Lover to join their ranks. :-D
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