Is this what they call a "wh0re" or maybe just a hooker

So I was at MFick's birthday party... and an interesting thing happend.

There's a girl with large tits... that I am quickly turned on by. I try to bag that little monkey. I mean, come on... who wouldn't.

For those of you that have heard my "wanna fuck?" pickup line, well, I ran it... and it got great reviews. Asked her if she wanted to go home and screw... the response was "now?" I love that... of course not now, I'm only 1/2 way in the bag, so why don't we stick around here and have some more drinks... then go home... smiles, confusion, but nothing against the fact.

Some time later in the conversation, or the evening something happens. Somehow this little thing says that I can't afford her. Are you kidding me? I later find out that she is the daughter of some rich guy... blah blah... but to actually tell that to someone is not at all cool. This is especially true when dealing with an asshole like me. I proceed to tell her that I can, and actually come up to some people that know me and ask them. Fortunatly enough, all say "yes, I think he can" After this the girl's eyes light up... and she is very very friendly.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? I HAVE SOME $$$, AND NOW YOU WANT TO FUCK?!?! WHORE!
Maybe I am being harsh, but seriously.... be a bit stand-offish, but as soon as you think I am loaded... anyway.

At this point I am trying to figure out what I will do with this little monkey. Dirty Sanchez is always good... maybe the Donkey Punch. I then just think that I will tap that ass and blow a load in her eye afterwards. That is usually pretty harsh to do to a girl, but in this case seemed perfect. I send her off with my credit card to get a bottle of bubbly (just to keep appearances up... you know, if I'm paying for a hooker, I might as well play the role).

Here's another "June is busting out all over":


Any case, I finally get cock-blocked by this monkey's brother.... you heard me right, she was supposed to spend the night at his place, and he yelled at her that he was leaving and she HAD to come with. He probably knew that her best case scenario was not being banged by most of the north side. And I guess I have to give him a bit of credit, but that is it. YOU'RE AN ASS! Let me see, no more girlfriend... still very bitter about it... can't get laid... and now ruining sh|t for everyone else. I hate people like that, end of story.

Unfortunatly, that thing is not worth it in my book to try again for. A call would give her too much credit.