Time to get reacquainted
Well, last night I was reminded of the fun weekend that I had a couple of weeks ago. Yes, the same week that I had the 4 day binger, with consuming at least 2 bottles of the good stuff a night.
After that my memory brought me to the next weekend... in which I had either very bad food poisoning, or my body was just taking revenge. I was sh|ting and puking pretty much the whole Memorial Day weekend. All ending with some great sex.
I love this country.
But I guess those times are past, and now we're back to this weekend. It is funny to think about how desporate some people are. So I'm chillin' at the old place... some friends are out, and we're all having a good time. Cab stops by, enter (or rather exit the cab) a very flamboyant flame-a-roo. Enter (exit the cab) as well is another guy that likes to have his pooper poped, and finally (as any gay couple needs) their straight, female, very un-attractive friend. When she walked in she asked me to feed her some pizza. This was nearly enough to make me sick. She didn't need to eat anything else for at least a month... and her face already looked like a pizza. On her way out she says to me "I really want to fuck... I want you to fuck me... and fuck my hard." I may have a couple of words off in that quote, but it is damned close. Well, unfortunatly I am not very drunk... but I am slightly beligerant... I tell her to fuck off... hmm, most people get the idea, but not this pig. "If you don't just want to fuck me, I'll pay you." Yes, those words came out of her mouth. I would not belive she said this, but there were at least half a dozen people around that heard this... Called her a filthy dirty wh0re that couldn't afford me. Like on cue, everyone cracked up, and she walked away.
Being offered money for sex is fun... and flattering, even if it is from an ugly pig that I wouldn't touch witha 6-foot pole... if they made poles that tall ;) That was for you Agna...
The rest of the weekend was nothing too spectacular to talk about. It was really nice to be able to relax Sunday, and see everyone that I saw... We will do this again soon.
After that my memory brought me to the next weekend... in which I had either very bad food poisoning, or my body was just taking revenge. I was sh|ting and puking pretty much the whole Memorial Day weekend. All ending with some great sex.
I love this country.
But I guess those times are past, and now we're back to this weekend. It is funny to think about how desporate some people are. So I'm chillin' at the old place... some friends are out, and we're all having a good time. Cab stops by, enter (or rather exit the cab) a very flamboyant flame-a-roo. Enter (exit the cab) as well is another guy that likes to have his pooper poped, and finally (as any gay couple needs) their straight, female, very un-attractive friend. When she walked in she asked me to feed her some pizza. This was nearly enough to make me sick. She didn't need to eat anything else for at least a month... and her face already looked like a pizza. On her way out she says to me "I really want to fuck... I want you to fuck me... and fuck my hard." I may have a couple of words off in that quote, but it is damned close. Well, unfortunatly I am not very drunk... but I am slightly beligerant... I tell her to fuck off... hmm, most people get the idea, but not this pig. "If you don't just want to fuck me, I'll pay you." Yes, those words came out of her mouth. I would not belive she said this, but there were at least half a dozen people around that heard this... Called her a filthy dirty wh0re that couldn't afford me. Like on cue, everyone cracked up, and she walked away.
Being offered money for sex is fun... and flattering, even if it is from an ugly pig that I wouldn't touch witha 6-foot pole... if they made poles that tall ;) That was for you Agna...
The rest of the weekend was nothing too spectacular to talk about. It was really nice to be able to relax Sunday, and see everyone that I saw... We will do this again soon.
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