Another great line from a customer

So I am sitting in a room, training a customer... and it comes up to me saying, "Well, in case it crashes..." and this is where I get cut off by the customer,
"It won't crash. We have dual-everything in that server.
Now the play server may crash, its got one of everything, but the real server won't crash.
Seriously, its got dual everything... its even got dual peckers."
I almost cracked up, "dual peckers?"
This guy was grinning himself, "Yeah, dual peckers! Now speaking of peckers, can we take a 20 minute break, I need to make some 'phone calls'."

LMFAO!!!

This is almost better than tight Russian holes.

Funny Line

So I was hanging out with a friend of mine last night, and she said the ABSOLUTE funniest stuff:

Honestly, if I'm giving a blowjob once... or twice a week; that's a lot of calories.

and in reference to jizz...

Plus, no matter what you do, it's like a dog eating penut butter for hours.