Monday, May 15, 2006

Funny from the Full Shilling

I want cigarettes...
I want your big tits between my cock...
We can punch her, and get to smoke for free for a while

-- The Chairman of the Board

Monday, May 08, 2006

Anothr Nice One

Gino's East pizza... I ate a large one... By myself. I laid there like a beatle on my back. I thought I was having a heart attack, but it was the best heart attack a man can have!

--The chairman of the Board

Anothr Nice One

Get tired of fucking the same old tire.

-- not sure who said this, but funny